Hello, reader. My name is Docter* Noel Zone and I am a Dangerologist.

I used to work as a swimming-pool lifeguard until I realized what actually makes swimming pools dangerous: WATER!

So I got rid of all the water.

What is the point of this book?
That is a good question. Good questioning!

  • 1. To remind you that
    Danger is Everywhere
  • 2. To make you into a qualified
    Dangerologist
    (Level 1)

So open this book (CAREFULLY), turn the pages (SLOWLY), and get ready to learn how dangerous the world can be (EXTREMELY)!

Read an excerpt