Hello, reader. My name is Docter* Noel Zone and I am a Dangerologist.
I used to work as a swimming-pool lifeguard until I realized what actually makes swimming pools dangerous: WATER!
So I got rid of all the water.
What is the point of this book?
That is a good question. Good questioning!
1. To remind you that
2. To make you into a qualified
So open this book (CAREFULLY), turn the pages (SLOWLY), and get ready to learn how dangerous the world can be (EXTREMELY)!